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Ten Reasons To Buy From Us
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Ten Reasons Not To Buy From Us
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| 1) You
don't want to pay too much. |
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1) You
want to pay too much. |
| 2) You
listen to your mother. |
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2) You
don't listen to your mother (shame). |
| 3) You
really love her. |
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3) You
don't love her that much. |
| 4) You
enjoy friendly, cooperative, honest salesmen. |
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4) You
enjoy not so friendly, not so cooperative, and not so honest salesmen. |
| 5) You
want to do business with an established company. |
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5) You
want to do business out the back of a van. |
| 6) You
want to impress her with a big diamond. |
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6) You
want to impress your friends with a big label. |
| 7) You
want to be treated as a friend. |
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7) You
want to be treated as just another customer. |
| 8) You
want a salesman who will knock down his commission to help you get the
best price. |
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8) You
want a salesman who will knock up the price so he'll get the best commission. |
| 9) You've
got a budget to think about. |
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9) You've
got money to burn. |
| 10)
You'll show your mother-in-law just how smart you are. |
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10)
You'll show your mother-in-law just how smart you are. |
